Discover What Makes FunnelWear™ Different

We don’t sell clothes — we sell attitude.
Marketing phrases that slap. Designs that stick.
Crafted for hustlers, marketers, and campaign killers.

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What Makes FunnelWear™ Click?

  • Designed for Impact

    Every design is built to turn heads and start conversations.

  • Campaign-Ready Gear

    Built for marketers, hustlers, and sales killers who want to wear the mindset.

  • Message Over Everything

    It’s not fashion. It’s strategy. It’s brand identity on cloth.
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The Phrase That Built a Movement

It’s not just about closing — it’s about what’s killing your conversion.

You felt it. Now wear it.


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🔥 Most Loved by Marketers

This tee isn’t just popular — it’s persuasive.

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Trusted by Campaign Killers and Creative Closers

  • It’s more than merch — it’s a mindset.

    I wore it on a client call and ended up closing faster than ever. The phrase hit hard.
    – Laura G., Sales Closer

  • People asked me where I got it.

    The shirt sparked conversations at the conference. It made me look sharp and smart.
    – Miguel A., Marketing Strategist

  • “Best CTA ever — on a shirt.”

    Every time I wear it, I feel like I’m in campaign mode. Bold, clear, and direct.
    – Jamal R., Funnel Copywriter
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Got Questions? We Close Those Too

What sizes do you offer?

We carry sizes from S to 3XL. Check our sizing chart before checkout.

How long does shipping take?

5–7 business days on average. You’ll get tracking the moment it ships.

What’s your return policy?

Hassle-free returns within 14 days for unworn items. Easy process.

Is this a print or embroidery?

We use high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing—vivid and durable.

Can I wash it like a normal shirt?

Yes! Cold wash + low tumble dry = lasting wear. No special care needed.

What if I don’t like attention?

Then this might not be your shirt. These designs turn heads.

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